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You know how some people have penis envy?

I think I have nose envy.



btw thanks for all the birthday wishes and everything ;__;
sry I couldn't reply to all of them but I love every one of you with all my heart~*~

now go make me food I'm hungry
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:iconmamuse:
mamuse Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2009
I guess I have penis envy, if only because I have giant eyebrow envy, because it seems like only guys are allowed to have giant eyebrows. Hehehehe.
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:iconghostcoyoteartiste:
ghostcoyoteartiste Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2009
envious of like, a jew nose? :7
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:iconghostcoyoteartiste:
ghostcoyoteartiste Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2009
my jew nose is more pointy than it is big
LETS trade anyway
/send nose in pokeball
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:iconblue-fox:
Blue-Fox Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2009  Student
yes
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:iconhanamizushima:
HanaMizushima Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2009
my nose is a stupid loser that will never amount to anything in it's life.

The bridge of my nose is European but the rest of it is azn >:U That would make a nice baby, but not a nose.
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:icondandebird:
Dandebird Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2009
just take a gander at nixon's nose in the watchmen.
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:iconblue-fox:
Blue-Fox Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2009  Student
oh god it was so big huffhuff
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:icondrumlinepaco:
drumlinepaco Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
but see, nose envy is easily fixable ish

penis envy you're stuck with

so there's that
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:iconblue-fox:
Blue-Fox Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2009  Student
well penis envy could be fixable too
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:icondrumlinepaco:
drumlinepaco Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
holy god but rhinoplasty is so much easier

or i guess we could all just be happy with what we have but fuck that
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:iconblue-fox:
Blue-Fox Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2009  Student
BEING SATISFIED IS NOT THE AMERICAN WAY

HARDER BETTER FASTER STRONGER HRUHGHHHHHHh
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:icondrumlinepaco:
drumlinepaco Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
HRROOOOAAARRRRRRR *rips shirt*

well fuck me, now i have to get a new shirt

look what you've done
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:iconblue-fox:
Blue-Fox Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2009  Student
you're welcome
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:iconskypup:
Skypup Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2009  Student Digital Artist
INSERT PHOTO OF MY HUGEASS NOSE
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:iconblue-fox:
Blue-Fox Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2009  Student
sob
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:iconahyoo:
ahyoo Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2009
i have boob envy. i'm asian so i don't get tits.... and i envy people who can eat and eat and not get fat. my brother stuffs his face with junk food every day basically and he has fucking abs. also he's 13 and taller than me sob
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:iconpetaetoe:
Petaetoe Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2009
-gives pizza and bread-
I provide ingredients make them yourself. P:
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:iconblue-fox:
Blue-Fox Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2009  Student
ok that will do
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:iconbohemianlikeyou:
BohemianLikeYou Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2009
I have skinny girl envy. I hate those girls that have the hardest time gaining weight I just want to grab some flab off my ass and stick it on theirs.

Curves = yes. FLABBY = GROSS.
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:iconblue-fox:
Blue-Fox Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2009  Student
I KNOW SERIOUSLY share some of that metabolism why don't you
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:iconhedgehogbeeblebrox:
HedgehogBeeblebrox Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2009
OH GOD I'M THE SAME WAY. Except I admit I'm kind of a hypocrite because I hate my own nose's size when you see it in profile ;__; (but I like it from the front so whatever)

hufffff I love big man-noses though (I think I've made this plenty obvious in the past...)
we jews have evolved to automatically seek males with large virile noses who are likely to pass on desirable jew genes to our offspring
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:iconblue-fox:
Blue-Fox Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2009  Student
can I make sweet love to your nose

I mean, I'm not a jew or anything but I'm not a male either, I don't think
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:iconhedgehogbeeblebrox:
HedgehogBeeblebrox Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2009
b-but I thought we agreed friends with no nose benefits...

WELL ALRIGHT. for you.
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:iconamirun:
Amirun Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2009
I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT ME, OHOHOHOH.


no, that's a lie. i have my body. i'd be nice if i was either super skinny, but i'm just average, so my body looks out of proportion.
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:icontechrobot:
techrobot Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2009
i got stuck with a jew nose and a wide african american nose
)':
i know how you feel.
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:iconblue-fox:
Blue-Fox Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2009  Student
I wish I had a jew nose
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:icontechrobot:
techrobot Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2009
get a nose job!
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:iconblue-fox:
Blue-Fox Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2009  Student
NO
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:icontechrobot:
techrobot Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2009
STOP YELLING AT ME /SOBS
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:iconblue-fox:
Blue-Fox Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2009  Student
NEVER
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:icontechrobot:
techrobot Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2009
STOP YELLING RIGHT NOW YOUNG LADY
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:iconblue-fox:
Blue-Fox Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2009  Student
ok
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LarkIsMyName Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2009
Well you know those glasses with bold plastic frames that are all the rage these days? They do not stay on my nose because I have no nose bridge. Need the normal kind of glasses with the nose pads. ):
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:iconblue-fox:
Blue-Fox Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2009  Student
yeah those kind would slide off my nose ;_;

the nose pads dig into my face when I'm taking a nap in class too!! so annoying
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:icontendons:
tendons Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2009
I LOVE BIG NOSES SO FUCKING MUCH GOD IF A GUY HAS A BIG NOSE I DONT CARE IF THE REST OF HIS FACE IS SUBPAR HE LOOKS SO BEAUTIFUL GOD1!!! LIKE BIRD BEAK NOSES AND JUST WEIRD INTERESTING LOOKING NOSES HUFFFFFFF
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:iconblue-fox:
Blue-Fox Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2009  Student
LMAO I am totally the same way
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:iconbaracai:
baracai Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2009
I have fat envy because apparently I'm underweight. DX But yes, I like my nose. But I must agree with others, long noses are awesome, especially on crazy characters.
*shares her cheese and crackers*
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:iconomgashley:
omgAshley Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2009
i admit i'm envious of guys. i want to be just like them.
in every way :C
oh god, that's creepy.

But I do wish I WAS LESS HAIRY :C
That's one male attribute I DO NOT WANT DDDD:
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:iconrosemage:
RoseMage Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2009
I HAVE CRAZY MOSE ENVY.

i want a looong nose like...thin nose but long. they're so sexy ♥♥♥ mine is squishy and round like a potato D:
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:iconblue-fox:
Blue-Fox Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2009  Student
I hate my squishy round nose too ff but I do love potatoes
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:iconrosemage:
RoseMage Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2009
that's a given...

BUT THEY'RE FOR EATING

NOT FACES.
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:iconbursting-girl:
Bursting-Girl Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
judging by your posts, I have your ideal nose. :noes:
I would kill for a small, cute nose. Wanna swap?
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:iconblue-fox:
Blue-Fox Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2009  Student
YES PLEASE
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:iconbursting-girl:
Bursting-Girl Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Alrighty-roo. I just put my nose in the post, it should be delivered in 3-5 working days
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explosive-toaster Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2009  Student
XD
Uh, originally, the term "penis envy" was what Freud used to talk about women wishing they had a penis.

so....
do you not have a nose?
I'm sorry. D:
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:iconblue-fox:
Blue-Fox Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2009  Student
haha yeah, but I think the definition was extended to include dudes who wanted bigger dicks (colloquially at least..)

im a nagas
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:iconexplosive-toaster:
explosive-toaster Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2009  Student
Aaaahhh, I see.

oooooh~ do you have a snake tail and different colored eyes?
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:iconblue-fox:
Blue-Fox Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2009  Student
I am also 60% male and 40% female
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:iconexplosive-toaster:
explosive-toaster Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2009  Student
I bet you poop rainbows and eat sunshine too, right? :D
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:iconblue-fox:
Blue-Fox Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2009  Student
also I have this terrible STD where I drip precum from my snake penis


wait was that me

I don't even know
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