AH JEESUHS my dad used to have one but my mother made him sit on a drop-cloth/ripped up trash bag on the kitchen floor and shaved his head and then we celebrated with Chianti and flava beans and he was depressed without his MULLET OF POWER. it was an odd night.
SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE ONE OF THE FEW WHO SEES THE TRUE BEAUTY OF MULLETS. That's not to say that I think all mullets are attractive, I have seen some impressively hideous ones. BUT THEY CAN BE SO GREAT, TOO.